I have always been somewhat of a radical, meaning that I have a tendency to get to the squarest roots of those around me. I suppose it is for this reason that Iím just a prime number -- no one but me, myself, and I... sort of an extraneous solution, unable to fit comfortably into any particular equation. Letís face it, the greatest common factor I ever find between myself and most others is a pulse, and that's if I'm lucky.

    This can most likely be attributed to my being such a translucent number, never really able to express myself exactly. This can often lead to problems in communication between me and the dependent variable.

    I suppose the best mate for me would be one with whom I could be relatively prime, for two with so little similarities often make the best ordered pairs.